It is just about time to start thinking about New Year's resolutions and I thought I would nudge you along with a two-part blog feature on fitness. Today's post is about how to look your best when you are out on the track . . . or just learning against the fence next to the track . . . or even just standing on astro-turf. Whatever you are doing to get fit in 2011, here are some things you should consider for the best results:
♦Try wearing sheer pantyhose under your shorts. It feels really great.
♦Buy two velour tracksuits the color of your grandma's den. One for you, one for a friend.
♦Feather your bangs before you head out for a jog. You will feel like you are going faster.
♦Ditch the socks. You don't need them if you've got pantyhose on silly!
♦If you find yourself leaning against a fence with two guys with amazing hair, please don't stare.
Tomorrow's post (and then back to jewelry, I promise) features some of the equipment you will need to reach your fitness goals in 2011.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Work it out 2011 | Part 1
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5 comments:
Hilarious! Love the post. Scary that we used to actually dress like that! Happy New Year!
the waist sizes on those women in the 1st photo...gah!
LOL (also: love the un/intentional homoeroticism in the first ad.)
thanks for the giggles! this is a perfect new years post. i wish the people at my gym dressed like this i would visit more often!
oh my goodness. this is a riot.
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