Thursday, December 30, 2010

Work it out 2011 | Part 1

It is just about time to start thinking about New Year's resolutions and I thought I would nudge you along with a two-part blog feature on fitness. Today's post is about how to look your best when you are out on the track . . . or just learning against the fence next to the track . . . or even just standing on astro-turf. Whatever you are doing to get fit in 2011, here are some things you should consider for the best results:

♦Try wearing sheer pantyhose under your shorts. It feels really great.
♦Buy two velour tracksuits the color of your grandma's den. One for you, one for a friend.
♦Feather your bangs before you head out for a jog. You will feel like you are going faster.
♦Ditch the socks. You don't need them if you've got pantyhose on silly!
♦If you find yourself leaning against a fence with two guys with amazing hair, please don't stare.

Tomorrow's post (and then back to jewelry, I promise) features some of the equipment you will need to reach your fitness goals in 2011.


Paris Hotel Boutique said...

Hilarious! Love the post. Scary that we used to actually dress like that! Happy New Year!

lauren said...

the waist sizes on those women in the 1st photo...gah!

Huzzah! Vintage said...

LOL (also: love the un/intentional homoeroticism in the first ad.)

greatest friend said...

thanks for the giggles! this is a perfect new years post. i wish the people at my gym dressed like this i would visit more often!

Rebecca Sunde said...

oh my goodness. this is a riot.

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